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Lost Helicopter

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Hole in One

A Forgotten Romance

Funny Answering Machine Messages

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If Only You Knew

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Nursing Home

Men VS Women in Maturity

Season Pass

I Think Santa Clause is a Woman

A Letter to Santa from Barbie

More Blonde Jokes

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Telephone Poles

Be Careful What You Say

Slow Dance

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Lotto Winner

Kids Little Instructions on Life

A Telemarketing Funny

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Elevator

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Crashing Plane

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Angels on Christmas Tree

Facts for Your Warehouse of Useless Knowledge

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Little Kids


Funny Things to Say and Do to a Pizza Person

Things to do at a Thanksgiving Dinner

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A Friendly Smile

Guys Figured Out By Name

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Man and Woman on Island

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Did You?

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New Borns

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Blonde and Snow Storm

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Only in America

The Precious Present

How You Look at Life

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Day Off

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Gossiper

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Lawyer’s Dog

A Box Full of Kisses

Something Cool

50 Things You Would Never Know If It Weren’t For The T.V.

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Nude Statues

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

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Drivers License

Natural Highs

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Make-up Exam

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Blind Man

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2-part Question

Hugs

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3 Hymns

Simple Friends, Real Friends

Secrets That Guys Wish Girls Knew

Life’s Rules

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Sauerkraut

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Fence and Nails

Something Cool

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Blond-Burger King

Live and Be Happy

Some Things Come Disguised

Things Girls Think Guys Need To Know

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Frenchman, Englishman, New Yorker

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Long Hair

The ABC’s of Friendship

Big Things, Small Packages

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Understanding Women

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Death of an Innocent

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A Dog Named Jesus

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Funny Interview

Top Signs You’ve Had Too Much of the 90’s

The Images of Mother

Something Funny

Again More Blonde Jokes

The Cocoon and the Butterfly

Joke

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If Tomorrow Never Comes

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Trashcan Music

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Skipping

If You’re Going to Go Down, Go Down With Style

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My Life is Like

Great Female Comebacks

Another Funny Telephone Conversation

Reverse Living

A Letter Between Father and Son

The Value of Time

Dad’s Rules For Boyfriends

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The Ape Man

Be Safe
Life's Lessons

           One day an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget. As he stood in front of the group of high powered overachievers he said,
"Okay, time for a quiz."
Then he pulled out a one gallon, wide mouth mason jar and set it on the table in front of him. Then he produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar. When the jar was filled to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked,
"Is this jar full?"
Everyone in the class said, "Yes." Then he said, "Really?" He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. Then he dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing pieces of gravel to work themselves down into the space between the big rocks. Then he asked the group once more,
"Is the jar full?"
By this time the class was on to him. "Probably not," one of them answered. "Good!" he replied. He reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand. He started dumping the sand in the jar and it went into all of the spaces left between the rocks and the gravel. Once more he asked the question,
"Is this jar full?"
"No!" the class shouted. Once again he said, "Good." Then he grabbed a pitcher of water and began to pour it in until the jar was filled to the brim. Then he looked at the class and asked,
"What is the point of this illustration?"
One eager beaver raised his hand and said,
"The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you try really hard you can always fit some more things in it!

"No," the speaker replied, "that's not the point. The truth this illustration teaches us is: If you don't put the big rocks in first, you'll never get them in at all."

What are the 'big rocks' in your life? Time with your loved ones? Your faith, your education, your dreams? A worthy cause? Teaching or mentoring others? Remember to put these BIG ROCKS in first or you'll never get them in at all. So, tonight, or in the morning, when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question: What are the 'big rocks' in my life? Then, put those in your jar first.

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