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Nude Statues
In a quiet London park, two nude statues, one man, one woman,
received a visit from Creastat, the goddess of art. Noticing
their need for restoration, she approached them saying,
"My dear, dear children--you have weathered all. Soon you will be in
the park refurbishing shop."
She went on to say that the two
should be given a reward for holding together for more than 100
years. But Creastat couldn`t decided on how to reward the two
statues, and after some time, came to the conclusion that the
best award would be one chosen by the two, standing silent,
cast in stone.
So, she commanded that they come to life for one hour.
"Awaken
my devoted children, you have one hour to do whatever you wish,
and then you will return to your stone form."
The man and woman
smiled and giggled at each other, and then ran behind some
heavy bushes. More laughter and fits of joy came from the bushes
, which began to move in a heavy rustling. After some "ahhs and
ooohs" the statues reported back to Creastat, saying they were
satisfied and would be happy to return back to their stony forms.
Creastat was startled:
"But you still have 30 minutes left to
use--why don’t you go do what you were doing again--!?"
Again
the two looked at each other, smiled and started to giggle. As
they headed for the bushes again, the woman said to the man,
"This is going to be great! But this time, you hold the pigeon,
and I’ll crap on his head."
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