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Mistletoe at the Airport

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Lost Helicopter

Be Careful on the Net

Life’s Lessons

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Magician

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Hole in One

A Forgotten Romance

Funny Answering Machine Messages

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If Only You Knew

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Nursing Home

Men VS Women in Maturity

Season Pass

I Think Santa Clause is a Woman

A Letter to Santa from Barbie

More Blonde Jokes

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Telephone Poles

Be Careful What You Say

Slow Dance

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Lotto Winner

Kids Little Instructions on Life

A Telemarketing Funny

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Elevator

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Crashing Plane

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Safari Lions

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Angels on Christmas Tree

Facts for Your Warehouse of Useless Knowledge

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Little Kids


Funny Things to Say and Do to a Pizza Person

Things to do at a Thanksgiving Dinner

Poem:
A Friendly Smile

Guys Figured Out By Name

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Man and Woman on Island

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Did You?

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New Borns

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Blonde and Snow Storm

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Only in America

The Precious Present

How You Look at Life

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Day Off

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Gossiper

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Lawyer’s Dog

A Box Full of Kisses

Something Cool

50 Things You Would Never Know If It Weren’t For The T.V.

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Nude Statues

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

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Drivers License

Natural Highs

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Make-up Exam

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Blind Man

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2-part Question

Hugs

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3 Hymns

Simple Friends, Real Friends

Secrets That Guys Wish Girls Knew

Life’s Rules

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Sauerkraut

Another Great Story:
Fence and Nails

Something Cool

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Blond-Burger King

Live and Be Happy

Some Things Come Disguised

Things Girls Think Guys Need To Know

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Frenchman, Englishman, New Yorker

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Long Hair

The ABC’s of Friendship

Big Things, Small Packages

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Understanding Women

Poem:
Death of an Innocent

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A Dog Named Jesus

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Funny Interview

Top Signs You’ve Had Too Much of the 90’s

The Images of Mother

Something Funny

Again More Blonde Jokes

The Cocoon and the Butterfly

Joke

Poems:
If Tomorrow Never Comes

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Trashcan Music

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Skipping

If You’re Going to Go Down, Go Down With Style

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My Life is Like

Great Female Comebacks

Another Funny Telephone Conversation

Reverse Living

A Letter Between Father and Son

The Value of Time

Dad’s Rules For Boyfriends

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The Ape Man

Be Safe
Blind Man

           Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room`s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

           The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. And every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

           The man in the other bed began to live for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color of the rainbow. Grand old trees graced the landscape, and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

           As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn`t hear the band he could see it in his mind`s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

           Days and weeks passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

           Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the world outside. Finally, he would have the joy of seeing it for himself. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.

           It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

           Epilogue...There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can`t buy.

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