1. Don`t give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

2. It`s neither in our best interest or yours to take a quiz together.

3. Anything said 6-8 months ago is in admissible. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

4. If you don`t dress like Victoria Secrets` women don`t expect us to act like soap opera men.

5. If something we said can be intrpreted in two ways and one makes you mad we mean the other one.

6. Let us stare. If we don`t look at other women we won`t know how beautiful you are.

7. Don`t rub the lamp if you don`t want the genie to come out.

8. You can either ask us to do something or tell us to do something, but not both.

9. When ever possible ask questions on commercials.

10. Christopher Columbus didn`t ask for directions, why should we.

11. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose the right to complain about being stared at.

12. Consider golf a mini vacation from you. We need it just like you.

13. Telling us that models in magazines are air brushed makes you look jealous and petty and won`t stop us from looking at them.

14. Relationships are never like the first two months.

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15. You have enough clothes and too many shoes.

16. Crying is black mail. Don`t do it unless you have to, but don`t expect us to like it.

17. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, your dad is probably an idiot to.

18. Ask for what you want, subtle hints don`t work.

19. Peeing standing up is harder than point blank range. Were bound to miss once in a while.

20. You are not always right. Even though you would like to think so.

21. Guys own 2-3 pairs of shoes. What makes you think we would be able to pick out ones that will go with your dress?

22. Yes and no are perfectly good answers.

23. Headaches that last 17 months is a sign that something is wrong with you. See a doctor.

24. Your mom doesn`t have to be our best friend.

25. Foreign films are best for foreigners.

26. CHECK YOUR OIL.

27. If you think you are fat you probably are. So don`t ask.

28. Learn to work a toilet seat. If it is up put it down.

29. Don`t cut your hair. Ever.

30. Birthdays, Valentines, and anniversaries aren`t quests to see if we can find the perfect gift.. again.

31. If you ask a question you don`t want an answer to, expect an answer you don`t want.

32. Sometimes he is not thinking about you. Live with it.

33. Don`t ask what he is thinking unless you are ready to discuss navel lint, shot gun formations, and monster trucks.

34. Get rid of your cat. Its not different it`s just like all the rest.

35. Dogs are better that cats. Period.

36. Sunday = sports. Just like the moon and the changing of the tides let it be.

37. Shopping is not a sport.

38. Anything you wear is fine. Really.