A doctor was having an affair with one of his patients. One day she came to him and said "I’m pregnant with your baby and you’ re married - what should I do?". Then the doctor said "I’ll give you 50,000 dollars if you fly to Germany - have the baby there and send me a postcard when you have the baby and write sauerkraut on it so I know it’s from you."

           So she took the money, flew to Germany and waited for the baby to come. Nine months later the doctors wife said, "There’s a postcard from Germany for you dear. "She gave him the letter - he read it and fell to the floor, had a heart attack and died. Then the wife said, "What happened?", picked up the postcard - read it and it said,