Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town`s name. They argued back and forth
until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blond
employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument
for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very
slowly?"
The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-Gurrrrr
Kiiiingggg."