1. Don`t ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. Don`t say you understand when you don`t.

3. Girls are petty, get over it.

4. You don`t have PMS; don`t act like you know what it`s like.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

7. It`s good to be sensitive, sometimes.

8. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize.

9. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won`t always cut it.

10. We are self-conscious by nature, we can`t help it.

11. We are drama queens.

12. Fashion police do exist.

13. You must always put your arm around us, we like to be held.

14. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

15. We don`t shave our legs everyday, get over it.

16. Shave- no matter how cool you think it looks, it doesn`t.

17. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

18. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

19. We are beautiful but makeup helps.

20. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren`t.

21. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why the hell can`t you piss in the toilet not on it.

22. Spit out your gum before you kiss us.

23.MOST IMPORTANT- We are always right, so don`t forget it.