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Mistletoe at the Airport

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Lost Helicopter

Be Careful on the Net

Life’s Lessons

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Magician

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Hole in One

A Forgotten Romance

Funny Answering Machine Messages

Poem:
If Only You Knew

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Nursing Home

Men VS Women in Maturity

Season Pass

I Think Santa Clause is a Woman

A Letter to Santa from Barbie

More Blonde Jokes

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Telephone Poles

Be Careful What You Say

Slow Dance

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Lotto Winner

Kids Little Instructions on Life

A Telemarketing Funny

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Elevator

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Crashing Plane

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Safari Lions

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Angels on Christmas Tree

Facts for Your Warehouse of Useless Knowledge

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Little Kids


Funny Things to Say and Do to a Pizza Person

Things to do at a Thanksgiving Dinner

Poem:
A Friendly Smile

Guys Figured Out By Name

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Man and Woman on Island

Poem:
Did You?

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New Borns

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Blonde and Snow Storm

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Only in America

The Precious Present

How You Look at Life

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Day Off

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Gossiper

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Lawyer’s Dog

A Box Full of Kisses

Something Cool

50 Things You Would Never Know If It Weren’t For The T.V.

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Nude Statues

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

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Drivers License

Natural Highs

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Make-up Exam

Another Great Story:
Blind Man

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2-part Question

Hugs

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3 Hymns

Simple Friends, Real Friends

Secrets That Guys Wish Girls Knew

Life’s Rules

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Sauerkraut

Another Great Story:
Fence and Nails

Something Cool

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Blond-Burger King

Live and Be Happy

Some Things Come Disguised

Things Girls Think Guys Need To Know

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Frenchman, Englishman, New Yorker

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Long Hair

The ABC’s of Friendship

Big Things, Small Packages

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Understanding Women

Poem:
Death of an Innocent

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A Dog Named Jesus

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Funny Interview

Top Signs You’ve Had Too Much of the 90’s

The Images of Mother

Something Funny

Again More Blonde Jokes

The Cocoon and the Butterfly

Joke

Poems:
If Tomorrow Never Comes

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Trashcan Music

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Skipping

If You’re Going to Go Down, Go Down With Style

Poem:
My Life is Like

Great Female Comebacks

Another Funny Telephone Conversation

Reverse Living

A Letter Between Father and Son

The Value of Time

Dad’s Rules For Boyfriends

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The Ape Man

Be Safe
Big Things, Small Packages

           A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer`s showroom. Knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that`s what he wanted. As graduation day approached the young man looked for signs that his father had purchased the car.

           Finally, on the morning of his graduation, the father called the young man into his study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautifully wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely leather-bound Bible with the young man`s name embossed in gold on the front cover.

           Angrily, he raised his voice to his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible?" The young man stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible.

           Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he ought to go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away. All of his father`s Possessions had been willed to his son. He needed to leave immediately and take care of things.

           When he arrived at his father`s house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search through his father`s papers and found the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. His father had carefully underlined a verse,

Matthew 7:11 - "And if ye, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly Father which is in Heaven, give to those who ask Him?"
As he read these words a car key dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a tag with the dealer`s name. The same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation and the words - PAID IN FULL. How many times do we miss blessings because they are not packaged as we expected?

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