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Mistletoe at the Airport

Just For Laughs:
Lost Helicopter

Be Careful on the Net

Life’s Lessons

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Magician

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Hole in One

A Forgotten Romance

Funny Answering Machine Messages

Poem:
If Only You Knew

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Nursing Home

Men VS Women in Maturity

Season Pass

I Think Santa Clause is a Woman

A Letter to Santa from Barbie

More Blonde Jokes

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Telephone Poles

Be Careful What You Say

Slow Dance

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Lotto Winner

Kids Little Instructions on Life

A Telemarketing Funny

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Elevator

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Crashing Plane

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Safari Lions

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Angels on Christmas Tree

Facts for Your Warehouse of Useless Knowledge

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Little Kids


Funny Things to Say and Do to a Pizza Person

Things to do at a Thanksgiving Dinner

Poem:
A Friendly Smile

Guys Figured Out By Name

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Man and Woman on Island

Poem:
Did You?

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New Borns

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Blonde and Snow Storm

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Only in America

The Precious Present

How You Look at Life

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Day Off

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Gossiper

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Lawyer’s Dog

A Box Full of Kisses

Something Cool

50 Things You Would Never Know If It Weren’t For The T.V.

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Nude Statues

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

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Drivers License

Natural Highs

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Make-up Exam

Another Great Story:
Blind Man

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2-part Question

Hugs

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3 Hymns

Simple Friends, Real Friends

Secrets That Guys Wish Girls Knew

Life’s Rules

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Sauerkraut

Another Great Story:
Fence and Nails

Something Cool

Just For Laughs:
Blond-Burger King

Live and Be Happy

Some Things Come Disguised

Things Girls Think Guys Need To Know

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Frenchman, Englishman, New Yorker

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Long Hair

The ABC’s of Friendship

Big Things, Small Packages

Just For Laughs:
Understanding Women

Poem:
Death of an Innocent

Just For Laughs:
A Dog Named Jesus

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Funny Interview

Top Signs You’ve Had Too Much of the 90’s

The Images of Mother

Something Funny

Again More Blonde Jokes

The Cocoon and the Butterfly

Joke

Poems:
If Tomorrow Never Comes

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Trashcan Music

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Skipping

If You’re Going to Go Down, Go Down With Style

Poem:
My Life is Like

Great Female Comebacks

Another Funny Telephone Conversation

Reverse Living

A Letter Between Father and Son

The Value of Time

Dad’s Rules For Boyfriends

Just For Laughs:
The Ape Man

Be Safe
Death of an Innocent

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
the way you said I would.
I didn`t drink and drive, Mom,
even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I`d get home in one piece,
Because the way you raised me,
so responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
but as I pulled into the road,
The other car didn`t see me, Mom,
and hit me like a load.
As I lay here on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
The other guy is drunk Mom,
and now I`m the one who will pay.

I`m lying here dying, Mom.
I wish you`d get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I`ll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn`t drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn`t think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is he drank, and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I`m feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
and I don`t think it is fair.
I`m lying here dying
and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
put "Daddy`s Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him Mom,
not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I`m becoming very scared.
Please don`t cry, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom,
before I say good bye.
I didn`t drink and drive,
so why am I the one to die?

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