Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN`s homepage to your bookmarks.

You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.

You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.

Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.

You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.