A blonde is driving down a highway very fast when she sees a cop car in her rearview mirror and she slows down and pulls over. The policeman and her are arguing over if she was speeding and he asks to see her license. She replies, "Jeez, can you make up your mind? Just yesterday, you took it away, and TODAY, you WANT TO SEE IT???"

           A blonde is driving the wrong way down a one-way street and a cop pulls her over. "Lady, do you know where you`re going?` The blonde replies, "I don`t know, but wherever it is, it must be bad because everyone is LEAVING!!!"