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Skipping
"Joey," the doctor said as he gazed at his 321 pound client,
"I`m going to have to put you on a diet. I want you to eat
regularly for two days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure
for two weeks and the next time I see you, you will have lost
at least five pounds."
When Joey returned two weeks later, he
had already lost nearly twenty pounds.
"You did this just by
following my instructions?" the surprised doc asked.
Joey nodded
and said, "I`ll tell ya what though - I thought I was gonna
drop dead on that third day."
"From hunger?" asked the doc.
"Naw, man, from skipping."
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