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Mistletoe at the Airport

Just For Laughs:
Lost Helicopter

Be Careful on the Net

Life’s Lessons

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Magician

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Hole in One

A Forgotten Romance

Funny Answering Machine Messages

Poem:
If Only You Knew

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Nursing Home

Men VS Women in Maturity

Season Pass

I Think Santa Clause is a Woman

A Letter to Santa from Barbie

More Blonde Jokes

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Telephone Poles

Be Careful What You Say

Slow Dance

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Lotto Winner

Kids Little Instructions on Life

A Telemarketing Funny

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Elevator

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Crashing Plane

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Safari Lions

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Angels on Christmas Tree

Facts for Your Warehouse of Useless Knowledge

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Little Kids


Funny Things to Say and Do to a Pizza Person

Things to do at a Thanksgiving Dinner

Poem:
A Friendly Smile

Guys Figured Out By Name

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Man and Woman on Island

Poem:
Did You?

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New Borns

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Blonde and Snow Storm

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Only in America

The Precious Present

How You Look at Life

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Day Off

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Gossiper

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Lawyer’s Dog

A Box Full of Kisses

Something Cool

50 Things You Would Never Know If It Weren’t For The T.V.

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Nude Statues

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

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Drivers License

Natural Highs

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Make-up Exam

Another Great Story:
Blind Man

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2-part Question

Hugs

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3 Hymns

Simple Friends, Real Friends

Secrets That Guys Wish Girls Knew

Life’s Rules

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Sauerkraut

Another Great Story:
Fence and Nails

Something Cool

Just For Laughs:
Blond-Burger King

Live and Be Happy

Some Things Come Disguised

Things Girls Think Guys Need To Know

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Frenchman, Englishman, New Yorker

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Long Hair

The ABC’s of Friendship

Big Things, Small Packages

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Understanding Women

Poem:
Death of an Innocent

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A Dog Named Jesus

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Funny Interview

Top Signs You’ve Had Too Much of the 90’s

The Images of Mother

Something Funny

Again More Blonde Jokes

The Cocoon and the Butterfly

Joke

Poems:
If Tomorrow Never Comes

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Trashcan Music

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Skipping

If You’re Going to Go Down, Go Down With Style

Poem:
My Life is Like

Great Female Comebacks

Another Funny Telephone Conversation

Reverse Living

A Letter Between Father and Son

The Value of Time

Dad’s Rules For Boyfriends

Just For Laughs:
The Ape Man

Be Safe
The Value of Time

           Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening it deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course!!!! Each of us has such a bank. It's name is TIME. Every morning it credits you with $86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow". You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success! The clock is running... Make the most of today.

-To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.

-To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.

-To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

-To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

-To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.

-To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.

-To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time. And remember that time waits for no one.

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