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Mistletoe at the Airport

Just For Laughs:
Lost Helicopter

Be Careful on the Net

Life’s Lessons

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Magician

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Hole in One

A Forgotten Romance

Funny Answering Machine Messages

Poem:
If Only You Knew

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Nursing Home

Men VS Women in Maturity

Season Pass

I Think Santa Clause is a Woman

A Letter to Santa from Barbie

More Blonde Jokes

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Telephone Poles

Be Careful What You Say

Slow Dance

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Lotto Winner

Kids Little Instructions on Life

A Telemarketing Funny

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Elevator

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Crashing Plane

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Safari Lions

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Angels on Christmas Tree

Facts for Your Warehouse of Useless Knowledge

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Little Kids


Funny Things to Say and Do to a Pizza Person

Things to do at a Thanksgiving Dinner

Poem:
A Friendly Smile

Guys Figured Out By Name

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Man and Woman on Island

Poem:
Did You?

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New Borns

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Blonde and Snow Storm

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Only in America

The Precious Present

How You Look at Life

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Day Off

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Gossiper

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Lawyer’s Dog

A Box Full of Kisses

Something Cool

50 Things You Would Never Know If It Weren’t For The T.V.

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Nude Statues

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

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Drivers License

Natural Highs

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Make-up Exam

Another Great Story:
Blind Man

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2-part Question

Hugs

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3 Hymns

Simple Friends, Real Friends

Secrets That Guys Wish Girls Knew

Life’s Rules

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Sauerkraut

Another Great Story:
Fence and Nails

Something Cool

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Blond-Burger King

Live and Be Happy

Some Things Come Disguised

Things Girls Think Guys Need To Know

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Frenchman, Englishman, New Yorker

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Long Hair

The ABC’s of Friendship

Big Things, Small Packages

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Understanding Women

Poem:
Death of an Innocent

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A Dog Named Jesus

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Funny Interview

Top Signs You’ve Had Too Much of the 90’s

The Images of Mother

Something Funny

Again More Blonde Jokes

The Cocoon and the Butterfly

Joke

Poems:
If Tomorrow Never Comes

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Trashcan Music

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Skipping

If You’re Going to Go Down, Go Down With Style

Poem:
My Life is Like

Great Female Comebacks

Another Funny Telephone Conversation

Reverse Living

A Letter Between Father and Son

The Value of Time

Dad’s Rules For Boyfriends

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The Ape Man

Be Safe
Be Safe

           A woman was shopping at the Tuttle Mall in Columbus. She came out to her car and saw she had a flat. She got her jack, spare out of the trunk. A man in a business suit came up and started to help her. When the tire had been replaced, he asked for a ride to his car on the opposite side of the Mall. Feeling uncomfortable about doing this, she stalled for a while, but he kept pressing her. She finally asked why he was on this side of the Mall if his car was on the other. He claimed he had been talking to friends. Still uncomfortable, she told him that she had just remembered something she had forgotten to pick up at the mall. She left him and went back inside the mall. She reported the incident to the mall security and they went out to her car. The man was nowhere in sight. Opening her trunk, she discovered a brief case the man had set inside her trunk while helping her with the tire. Inside were rope and a butcher knife. And, when she took the tire to be fixed, the mechanic informed her that there was nothing wrong with her tire, that it was flat because the air had been let out of it.

Good Parking Lot Safety Rules: #1: Never let a stranger in your car.

#2: If you feel uncomfortable, trust your instincts and get out. Many victims say that they knew something was not right but didn't listen to their own inner voice. Trust yourself first!

#3: If you are going into a parking lot, make sure your keys are already in your hand so you don't have to fumble for them at your car.

#4: If you are going to be there after dark, park under a parking lot light.

#5: Make sure you remember where you park your car. I know this sounds stupid but if you are wandering you could be more vulnerable.

#6: Don't catch a ride to your car with anyone you don't know.

#7: If your car breaks down or you need assistance, get help from the mall security. Most malls have vehicles that drive around to help you, use them not a stranger.

#8: Lock your car doors when you go in. People have been victims of someone hiding in the back seat. If they are already in your car when you get in and drive away, you could be in serious danger.

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