1. A giraffe, elephant, camel, bear, pig, frog, alligator, snake, two mice, and an elephant are all under one regular size umbrella. How many got wet?

2. What's the largest word in the english language?

3. What two U.S. coins make fifty-five cents. (Hint: One coin is not a nickel)

4. A plane from the U.S. crashed on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where did they bury the survivors?

5. What can speak all languages?

6. I have holes on the top and bottom, I have holes on the left and right and I have holes in the middle but I still hold water. What am I?

7. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in an hour?

8. A man leaves home and after making three left turns he ends up back home and finds two masked men waiting for him. What is happening?

9. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he takes the elevator to the groung floor to go to work. When he gets back he can only tavel halfway up and then walk the rest of the way, unless it's raining? Why?

Answers

1. None, it wasn't raining

2. 'Smiles'- there's a mile between the two s's

3. a fifty cent piece and a nickle (one is not a nickle but the other one is!)

4. You don't bury survivors

5. an echo

6. a sponge

7. the letter 'm'

8. He's playing baseball and he just hit a home run

9. The man is a midget and he can't reach the highest button for his floor, he can only reach the middle buttons. If it's raining he uses his umbrella to push the button